Category: People
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Ask Ash – Advice from a Sub-Average Adult
Dear Ash, What are your thoughts on relationships where the pace doesn’t match between the 2 people; because that is immediately what I am facing right now. I have been talking to this guy since the week of Thanksgiving. We connected on a dating app and met almost a month after chatting. Just had a […]
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You Might Be a Single Parent If…
1) You hang the Christmas decorations on top of the Halloween decorations 2) You call your neighbor the nanny 3) You eat the last cup of noodle in the bathtub, not just to hide it but also because it makes the water feel warmer and TO GET SOME GOD DAMN PEACE FOR ONE SECOND 4) […]
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Phat Panda Golden Pineapple: Turquoise Jeep Concert Review
This cannabis review was originally published by Whaxy and then MassRoots on October 13, 2015, By Ash Strayer What do you get when you cross a Turquoise Jeep with a Golden Pineapple? A bunch of ladies dry humping each other on stage, hippies liquid dancing, and a super entertaining Wednesday night. Earlier in the week […]
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Teenagers Body-shaming Billie Eilish Test Positive For Oedipus Complex
After stepping outside without any sleeves on, the internet was set afire with body-shamers criticizing Billie’s Eilish‘s figure, calling it a “mid-30’s wine mom bod.” In a truly Freudian slip-of-fate, medical results from the critics have just come back positive, indicating what we all suspected, a full blown case of Oedipus complex. Does Billie Eilish’s […]
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I Lived It: My Boyfriend Said “B. R. Bizzle”
In a breathtakingly disappointing feat of cultural synthesis, my boyfriend, on his way to buy me french fries at 10:45 in the evening, said confidently, “B. R. Bizzle” before hitching up his pants and meandering out the front door. The event happened abruptly last week, after I had grown concerned about my boyfriend’s increasing interest […]
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Gynecologist Commits To Getting More Hands-On in 2019
As the new year begins, many people are making resolutions to ensure 2019 is their best year yet, and that’s no different for our local medical professionals. Doctor Heisenberg Gropenstein has been working as an OB-GYN for the last 26 years, but this year, he has committed to getting more hands-on in his day to […]
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