Category: Opinion
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Ask Ash – Advice from a Sub-Average Adult
Dear Ash, What are your thoughts on relationships where the pace doesn’t match between the 2 people; because that is immediately what I am facing right now. I have been talking to this guy since the week of Thanksgiving. We connected on a dating app and met almost a month after chatting. Just had a […]
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You Might Be a Single Parent If…
1) You hang the Christmas decorations on top of the Halloween decorations 2) You call your neighbor the nanny 3) You eat the last cup of noodle in the bathtub, not just to hide it but also because it makes the water feel warmer and TO GET SOME GOD DAMN PEACE FOR ONE SECOND 4) […]
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Phat Panda Golden Pineapple: Turquoise Jeep Concert Review
This cannabis review was originally published by Whaxy and then MassRoots on October 13, 2015, By Ash Strayer What do you get when you cross a Turquoise Jeep with a Golden Pineapple? A bunch of ladies dry humping each other on stage, hippies liquid dancing, and a super entertaining Wednesday night. Earlier in the week […]
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Ash Recommends: 12 Scary Movies to Make You Go Pee-Pee In Your Panties
Just in time for Halloween, you thought I forgot about you, and I did, but then I remembered again, and then I forgot, because I was distracted by a global pandemic and like 1200 other things I have to do, but then I remembered again and wrote you this definitive list of my top 12 […]
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Teenagers Body-shaming Billie Eilish Test Positive For Oedipus Complex
After stepping outside without any sleeves on, the internet was set afire with body-shamers criticizing Billie’s Eilish‘s figure, calling it a “mid-30’s wine mom bod.” In a truly Freudian slip-of-fate, medical results from the critics have just come back positive, indicating what we all suspected, a full blown case of Oedipus complex. Does Billie Eilish’s […]
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If You Aren’t a Parent (Or Even If You Are) Keep Your Parenting Opinions to Yourself
This editorial is a response to this article. I really need to take a moment to speak up for moms, and for kids with Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) here. I hate these clickbait articles that are just glorified mom-shaming for sport. In light of my current avalanche of responsibilities, gratuitously overflowing plate, and conversely meager […]
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Opinion: Go to New York, today! We did.
Hello friends and neighbors. We hope this letter finds you well. We have just returned from a wonderful six day trip to the world famous New York City, the city that never eats! Surprisingly, we found many fine dining establishments throughout the city’s five underground burrows! As you probably already know, New York is famous […]
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I Didn’t Believe In Climate Change Until Toni Collette Didn’t Get An Oscar Nomination for Hereditary
Sure, there’s been a lot of buzz around polar vortex blasts, record low temperatures, even numerous reported casualties in sub -50°F weather across the United States, but I wasn’t convinced this whole “Climate Change” thing was real until the Academy failed to nominate Toni Collette for an Oscar for her leading role in the film […]
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I Didn’t Believe In Global Warming Until Toni Collette Didn’t Get An Oscar Nomination for Hereditary
Sure, there’s been a lot of buzz around polar vortex blasts, record low temperatures, even numerous reported casualties in sub -50°F weather across the United States, but I wasn’t convinced this whole “Global Warming” thing was real until the Academy failed to nominate Toni Collette for an Oscar. What clearer sign could there be of […]
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