Tesla Self-Driving Cars To Dodge All Obstacles Except Putin

Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Monday that he would release an upgrade for all of Tesla’s self-driving cars to dodge all organic life forms with the exception of Russian President, Vladimir Putin.

This highly anticipated upgrade, branded as “Putin-Overdrive”, will immediately be available to the public as shareware.

“I already offered to fight him in single combat,” Musk remarked, “but if that won’t do the job, I’ll just turn hundreds of thousands of self driving cars into Putin-seeking missiles.”

The number of Ukrainian Tesla owners has reportedly doubled since Musk’s announcement.

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